8 gold medals wiegh too much?

Huh Michael Phelps?  Your the greatest thing ever huh?  Wellll good luck not getting all of these sponsors, have fun in the coming weeks getting ridiculed and most importantly, losing sooo many fans and money.  Oh yeah you can go to college parties and be the shit, but if you a normal person, you'd be getting towards the creepy guy stage, well judging by your looks too :/  The key words there were "normal person"  You aren't normal, your a freak of athletic nature.  You must act like your not normal by keeping your nose clean, or in this case, the bong out of your hand.  Hey its ok to have fun during life, but you sir are a role model to millions, and this is disgraceful.  You think your a big man for admitting it as a mistake, you should give back all of your medals, fame, and fortune, the important thing is that this was against the rules and you should be punished, and made example of.  You better eat your wheaties Michael Phelps, because you won't be getting them for free anymore!

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