Sunday, February 1, 2009

8 gold medals wiegh too much?

Huh Michael Phelps?  Your the greatest thing ever huh?  Wellll good luck not getting all of these sponsors, have fun in the coming weeks getting ridiculed and most importantly, losing sooo many fans and money.  Oh yeah you can go to college parties and be the shit, but if you a normal person, you'd be getting towards the creepy guy stage, well judging by your looks too :/  The key words there were "normal person"  You aren't normal, your a freak of athletic nature.  You must act like your not normal by keeping your nose clean, or in this case, the bong out of your hand.  Hey its ok to have fun during life, but you sir are a role model to millions, and this is disgraceful.  You think your a big man for admitting it as a mistake, you should give back all of your medals, fame, and fortune, the important thing is that this was against the rules and you should be punished, and made example of.  You better eat your wheaties Michael Phelps, because you won't be getting them for free anymore!
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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Bike Riders

Get over yourselves!  You are not cars and you are not the SHIT!!! I almost hit you yesterday, if you think you are a car, you must follow the rules of the road!  Stop signs always mean stop, and if you don't, your chances of getting hit by me go up 100%!!!  Just ride on the side walk, you slow down traffic and piss me off!  They have those little lines on the side of the road for you, but still, don't ride on the road or you will be getting flipped the bird!  If your a bike rider and don't believe me or if your interested, here are the rules for bikers:

http://www.be-safe.org/css_com/bicycle/rules.html

Pay attention to point 4 ;)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Politics

What the H?  Is all these guys know how to do is take shots at each other and argue, yeah present your view and TELL IT TO US! do not avoid the questions, answer them, we'd like to know, especially if Obama is planning on turning our country into Socialism, but thats a different issue.  Oh and other citizens not running for president, let others decide who to vote for and what to believe in, stop forcing your opinion on them, no one likes that!  Also check sources, don't always believe what you hear!  One guys opinion does not necessarily mean that its true, the guy could be some flop!  Let's just get rid of Political Parties and get a guy or girl in there that wants the best for the country, not just to satisfy their interests!